women’s standards for men are so low i was talking to a friend happy about what a boy said and she replied “that’s so nice! i mean it’s the bare minimum he should do but still how cute ashdjsjk.”
and i’m like yeah,, this sums it up.
thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put “please speak to me in an Italian accent” in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes “eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!” and when I told him he didn’t actually have to do it he was like “a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!”
